"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." - Gretchen Wieners
"Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter." - Cady Heron
"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don’t try to stop it." - Janis Ian
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy." - Crying Girl
"The limit does not exist." - Cady Heron
"Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!" - Damian Leigh
"I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom." - Mrs. George
"On Wednesdays we wear pink!" - Karen Smith
"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." - Damian Leigh
"It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!" - Cady Heron