"As you know, madness is like gravity... all it takes is a little push."
"If you’re good at something, never do it for free."
"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."
"Let’s put a smile on that face!"
"Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!"
"I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger."
"Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!"
"Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside."
"I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy."
"For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice."
"As my plastic surgeon always says; if you gotta go, go with a smile."
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."